Игорь Холоденко (igor734) wrote,
Игорь Холоденко
igor734

Американский Штирлиц

Оказывается в Америке есть свой киногерой, о котором сочиняют анекдоты, примерно как о Штирлице в России. Угадайте, кто?





К сожалению, анекдоты про Чака Норриса не всегда можно перевести на русский "без потерь" (как и анекдоты про Штирлица на иностранный), поэтому приведу несколько в оригинале:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

The term 'Epic Fail' was invented to describe everything that isn't Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

There is nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear, of course, fears Chuck Norris.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Тhe dinosaurs made Chuck Norris mad...once.



Ну, и под конец - интернетное:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Upd: Оказывается, баян :)
Tags: america, юмор
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