К сожалению, анекдоты про Чака Норриса не всегда можно перевести на русский "без потерь" (как и анекдоты про Штирлица на иностранный), поэтому приведу несколько в оригинале:
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
The term 'Epic Fail' was invented to describe everything that isn't Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear, of course, fears Chuck Norris.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Тhe dinosaurs made Chuck Norris mad...once.
Ну, и под конец - интернетное:
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Upd: Оказывается, баян :)